Strolling along the river with two buddies, we see an old man sitting on a bench, a bunch of pigeons gathering on the ground in front of him.
First thought: what is he doing?
Second thought: oh, cool, he's feeding birds!
We stroll past him, there being nothing particularly spectacular about an old man feeding a few pigeons.
From behind! PTOO! PTOO! I turn around; what the hell was that? The old man is still there. PTOO! What the...? Is he...? PTOO! The fuck? He's spitting bread at the birds! PTOO!
Ooookay.
PTOO! PTOO! PTOO!
He was regurgitating the bread for the birds, man. That's all. :D
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